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The True Gardener's Mentality
By "Green" Gene Sottosanto

    The most vital aspect of positive art, easily overlooked in the commercial pursuit, is that it enhances life with functional purpose and integrity.
    In a practical sense, though all may be called art, the most valuable form is in that of the home garden. The benefits of abundant life can hardly be overstated. An intelligent gardener, with worthy basic premise, starts from the windowsills and doors of home, and with ever-increasing order and diversification, enhances the value of space, light, water, even time and all dead or living materials. We are to encourage abundant life and every choice makes a difference
    Being in one's garden, it is easy to forget the world's problems, and even to naively wonder - "Why can't everyone just enjoy nature and be happy?" The pleasure to our senses offers intrigue and joy, that is improved by effort, and sharing of this critical creative outlet. If we live in an apartment, we might only grow sprouts on the windowsill and perhaps hike in the hills, but we are healthier the more we partake with the living and life giving elements, including that of dirt.
     An excessively formal style represents man over-controlling, yet removed from his environment, hurting rather than helping the living realm. Routine gardening is generally void of benefit or improvement, but tends to perceived deterioration with actual deterioration. In a busy fabricated world that caters to ignorance and unnecessary hostility towards life, it is always a relief and a pleasure to be immersed in a diverse natural setting.
     Working with, rather than in spite of our environment, quality of life increases for all while values and choices change. Dawn at home and visiting other gardens and gardeners is favored over staying too late at the bar or T.V. Fresh produce is chosen over unripe, packaged and processed food. Stretching and exercising in a garden is favored over "working out" in the club. Cars are used less for visits to the store, club, even doctor, weekend trips, entertainment and income. Proverbs 24:27 advises: "First get everything ready out of doors, then build your house and home."
    Every garden can improve and fulfill, and every subtle improvement offers further gratification. Following the ways of a true gardeners mentality, the three R's of Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle, become four with Restore and enjoy more. When getting into town, many distractions may be found, yet nature does abound. Enjoy life on Earth, rebirth, and mirth. Basic premise and time, and nature are sublime!
     The true gardener is blessed with many surprises - vistas of beauty, moments of joy, lessons, and serenity. These garden gifts demonstrate wondrously the basic premise often missed - that ecology and economy are linked inextricably. It is logical to be eco-logical! Regarding a commercial point of view, a gardener does not work “for a living” - but for the living. The value of fulfillment is priceless.
Published in "Creation Care" Winter 2003 Number 20 (A Christian environmental newsletter)


Busy in The Trees

Go pee behind a tree.
Its better, you see,
to feed the trees.
Everyone needs to see
not you under the tree,
or up in the tree, taking a pee,
but, that all of we, need to be,
in and under the trees,
where it is easier to see,
what joy we can have for free.
Please come work and play with me,
in and under the trees.
The best things are free
if we take responsibility
with efficiency.
Climbing through the crotches in the trees,
we see more than the birds and the bees.
If you please, its fun to tease,
but we cannot always be at ease.
Come help me, in and under the trees.
Out in the sun, it may also be done.
There's much for everyone.
Plant and prune the trees,
and maybe keep some bees.
Plant some peas, and many varieties,
or study entomology.
We'll dress with leaves,
and pull up our sleeves.
The place to be is near a tree,
where it is easy to study ecology.
Ecology and economy
are related necessarily environmentally.
Lets all get busy, and live simply and generously.
The trees and their breeze
bring such pleasantrees.

By "Green" Gene Sottosanto


Leave the Leaves

Little leaves and leaf litter
are seen as messing up the scene.
They are viewed as ruining our view.
Everyone has his or her pet peeves.
For many, it is fallen leaves.
It's best to leave the leaves there.
It's ideal if they're 'everywhere'.
Make useful decorative mulch.
Don't bury leaves deep in a gulch.
Aid the worms and make compost.
From free provision...make the most.
An abundant life we envision
when we tend and dress Earth's skin.
In the garden, we are extended a pardon.
It's okay to rake over a lawn,
but the fallen leaves need not be gone.
For thorns and disease
there are ways to deal with ease,
but for most leaves
we don't even need to roll up our sleeves.
But we do need to recycle the leaves.
Without blowers it is quiet and clean,
We don't need to haul away the green.
As long as a drain does not strain to strain,
Leaves reign with rain helping nature’s domain.
Don't be mean to the garden scene,
and everything will be more serene.
By "Green" Gene

Green Gene on Caffeine

A little gasoline and a little caffeine
And then a little more caffeine, and a little more gasoline,
Got to run, run, run our machine.
Got to get it done... get it done... get it done.
We may sit on our bun, or our machine may weigh a ton.
But are we having fun?
With help from gasoline and caffeine,
we are very keen to pocket a lot of green.
But day after day, not enough green is seen,
in a place that is really serene.
Mean lean gene is still doing gasoline and caffeine,
because he needs help with so many a garden scene
Keep the scene clean and be sure the dirt is not seen.
Less gasoline does mean more sheen on the living green.
Less caffeine, but more organic green bean, is where I am truly keen.
With more organic caffeine, more birds are seen.
Organic coffee needs the diversity in the shade of a canopy.
More life for all will be, where it is easy to see
naturally diverse multiplicity, due to natures free sexuality.
Using used grounds on our ground, earthworms do abound.
Our personal gardens will be found to be sound.

By "Green" Gene

Romance at Dawn

By "Green" Gene

Being awake by four… and out the door,
heading for… a pleasant garden chore,
with no traffic to fear, but a night so clear,
refreshed with fresh picked tea, sweetened with local raw honey,
in an invigorating quest, at the time of day that’s best,
with clean predawn air, finding wonder is there to share,
before day light, with kingbirds and their songs in flight,
playing and singing, to be up early is certainly right.
With joy in the task to enhance a serene garden scene,
after a pleasant stroll, and climbing a knoll,
it is time for a rest, when at the crest,
not quite the top, a male quail decides to stop.
A series of underwater garbled songs is his tune.
Very soon he has clearly swoon.
Another female quail lands not far away,
It doesn’t take long to completely sway.
The two in love
Walk in surround sound, (especially from dove),
with natures lovely scents all around to the next little clearing above.
With advance of light, many other birds are in flight.
It’s a pleasure of great diversity, with abundance to smell hear and see… all for free.
Scolding screaming crows clatter,
Noisy boisterous mockingbirds
battle aggressively friendly hummingbirds.
In harmonious chatter
Are the little fits and flits of wrens and wrentits.
Two varieties of wrens and towhees
and a most delectable sound of a robin.
Add to the birds din.
Of course there was a frog in a little bog.
But the most joy came
from the coupled chubby quails mating game.
In a covey quail normally stay and play.
They pair and mate late in the season.
A more bountiful supply of seed is the reason.
But for humans, it is the beauty of dawn that prevents a yawn,
soon after our rest, when nature is at it’s best.


Mulch Much In March

By "Green" Gene

    March is a good month (any month is) for the very important task of mulching due to an abundance of garden trimmings and weeds. Pruning and cleaning up your garden produces a bounty of coarse mulch materials that may be spread on the ground to keep out the weeds while nurturing the rest of the garden. Longer and drier days make it easier to be in the garden and it is also a time (in Southern California) when the soil begins to dry out with amazing quickness. One very important reason to apply mulch is that it keeps moisture, mixed with air, in the top level of soil. Genesis 2:15 is a biblical mandate to "dress" and "tend" our garden. In a correct version of Genesis 1:28, we are told to replenish the Earth.
    It is common for people to think of mulch as something you buy in a bag that looks very much like compost or planting mix. These types of soil amendments are more like adding dirt than the coarser materials that make better mulch. Coarser material allows air to flow around the base of your plants and is necessary to prevent rotting or unwanted sucker growth.
     Mulch around your plants looks clean and neat, yet it minimizes garden chores such as weeding, watering, and feeding. Your garden looks better while you work less.
    By walking on a loose coarse surface the cracking leaves, twigs, bits of bark, and other materials break into the soil layer and create a better consistency for percolation of water and air into this critical layer. It is much nicer and cleaner for you and your gardener to walk on a layer of leaves, twigs and other natural material, than to walk in dirt. Larger twigs and some branches can be tucked away in more remote areas to provide a sanctuary for beneficial critters.
    Without mulch the dirt is hurt. It is unhealthy for soil to be exposed to sun, wind, and compaction by foot traffic and forcefully applied hose water. This compacted layer also resists absorption of water and very useful nitrogen from the air. Unprotected earth can become dry and crusty. It can blow away as dust in the air or wash away. The beneficial earthworms and soil organisms also suffer and so do your plants. Earthworms need to come out of the soil as it gets waterlogged, and when they surface, they need to find the security and the food that a covering of mulch provides. (Throw coffee grounds into your mulch and worms will be even more prolific).
    Unfortunately, it is a natural inclination to throw nitrogen containing and nutrient generating mulch materials into the trash. It is easy to overlook the immediate availability of pleasing and decorative botanical provisions that can be used to dress up the ground around your plants. Fresh Juniper, Rosemary, and even Ginkgo Biloba leaves are a few examples of very attractive earth covers. We can also use hay, grass clippings, and ground up branches.
     Remember tender seedlings and annuals can be vulnerable to creatures hiding under your mulch. Snails and slugs do not cross over wood ashes, diatomaceous earth, or copper strips. They are attracted to bowls of beer where they go and happily drown. Collect them very early in the morning when they are still coming back from their nocturnal forays.
    Infested leaves may re-infest. Certain leaf residue may be harmful to some other garden plants. Be careful with eucalyptus, pepper and walnut.
    Despite all the clipping, snipping, pruning, and gathering from your garden and gardener, you may still benefit from a truckload of extra mulch. It is ideal to keep from three to seven inches around your established plantings. (If necessary, rodent prevention includes protective barriers and trapping.). Due to many green waste programs there are huge inexpensive bulk mulch supplies available from any landscaper.
    Just as we humans like to shield ourselves from the elements, the earth also likes to be protected. An informed gardener knows that the use of mulch is a very important chore to perform. In Genesis chapter 2 verse 15, we are told to tend and dress the garden. This word dress that is used in some versions refers to mulch. So remove leaves from walkways, drains, and other plant surfaces, but leave the leaves that protect and nourish the soil. Better yet, pile on as much mulch as your yard yields. Bring in some more. Then watch your garden grow.
published as "Mulch for a healthy garden" in Orange County Home on March 2002


COFFEE GARDENING

By "Green" Gene

    Do you drink coffee? Use used grounds, on your grounds, spread them all around and earthworms will abound. It is a very useful way to benefit the garden. This and growing your own coffee plant are the obvious ways to be a coffee gardener. Additionally, your organic coffee purchase contributes to saving the tropical forests that harbor our birds in the winter.
    Organic coffee is typically grown in shade under a diverse canopy of larger trees that harbor much wildlife. This includes very beautiful and even spectacular bird life including many dozens of migratory species. They return to the United States if they have found a safe place to stay for the winter. Over 150 bird species use organic coffee groves in Latin America alone. There are 95% fewer species of birds in the sun-grown, chemically laden coffee plantations. (Coffee along with tobacco and cotton leads in pesticide use) These plantations, lacking in diversity, are one of the main causes of rainforest destruction in the world, while organic groves help preserve the forests.
    All Coffee grounds are useful in moderate amounts for acidifying your alkaline soil, while adding important nutrients, including nitrogen, sulphur, magnesium and trace minerals. Coffee grounds are especially wonderful because earthworms love to eat them and thereby proliferate.
    Earthworms are great for your garden. Their castings (or excrement) are packaged and sold in great abundance because they reputedly keep whitefly away. The castings also provide readily assimilated nutrients for overall health of the garden. Worms are beneficial for helping percolation of air, water, and nutrients by their tunneling and eating activity.
    Nitrogen is the most purchased nutrient used for fertilizer. Coffee residue is two percent nitrogen. More nitrogen occurs by the aeration and breakdown of soil substances due to earthworms being present.
    Magnesium is essential for plant development. One molecule of magnesium is contained in every particle of chlorophyll. Magnesium is also necessary in order for plants to utilize nitrogen, sulphur and phosphorous. The use of coffee grounds in your vegetable garden adds nutrients to your diet.
    A good, easy way to amend your soil with coffee grounds is by lightly cultivating around your plants, then adding the fresh grounds before covering them with mulch. You can get bags full of coffee grounds from Starbucks. They have a policy and literature promoting use of their leftover grounds by gardeners. Just ask for a bagful after the morning rush. Other coffee shops will also provide this service.
    Caffra robusta and caffra arabica are the botanic names of the very attractive coffee plant. Rich dark green leaves with a season of scented white flowers followed by large clusters of red berries make this plant worth growing even if it is never used for brewing. The berries are sweet to eat. The plant is an exceptional oxygen producer and grows well indoors. It prefers temperatures between 59 and 75 degrees. A greater difference between day and night time temperatures improves flavor of the fruit.
    This weekend, be a good coffee gardener. Have a nice cup of coffee. Then use the energy and used coffee grounds to enhance your own personal outdoors. Having coffee in the garden is a pleasant way to start the day.
The version "Grounds for your grounds" was published in Orange County Home on April 2002


Practical Pruning Priori-trees

By "Green" Gene

    In suburban gardens, trees should be manicured by thinning at least once a year. A regular manicure is best for long-term manageability and keeps the trees structure sound, while providing balanced light for itself and surrounding areas.
     The trees flowers are easier to see, smell and pick. Uphill neighbors can keep their views and birds stay within your view.
     Keeping a tree scaled down encourages growth that is more apt to provide privacy. Leaves stay on their branches better when there are fewer of them for the roots to feed. There is less shedding, and thereby less noise from blowers and steel rakes.
    Even in the case of trees, bigger is not necessarily better. Proper and regular maintenance cost less in the long run, and beautiful trees increase the value of your home.
    For a knowledgeable tree trimmer, it is discouraging to find a tree that has had all its lower branches cut off by someone standing on the ground with a pole saw. The tree is now difficult to climb. It will grow with too much weight out on its ends, becoming top heavy, and could split to a very low crotch. Lower growth produces limbs that are easier to climb for future pruning. Pruning annually prevents having to use an expensive tree trimmer with chain saws, spiked shoes, and good wages.
    A pair of loppers, a 12" - 20" pruning saw, and a ladder is all that is needed to maintain trees. It is fun, healthy and productive exercise. Just don't get too far out on a limb.
    When deciding where to make the first cut, visually follow the tree up its trunk and look at the crotches. Quickly assess whether any large limbs need to be removed. If no cuts are needed at the lower crotches, then continue to follow looking upward and outward to find which of any two connected branches need to be removed. It is generally better to remove the bigger of two branches where they meet. There should be a gradual downsizing transition. Since your tree is being properly managed and thinned rather than "whacked", you will not be left with unsightly and unhealthy stubs. Such a whacked tree takes years of retraining to recover a good shape, if it ever does. Improper shearing or stubbing of trees and bushes causes unfavorable growth and entire flowering seasons can be lost.
    When using a saw, always cut on the lower and outside of the branch to prevent stripping bark as the branch pulls away. Each cut needs to be lined up with the branch that will remain. When you are finished, the trees branch patterns will be more visible and everything around looks and grows better. The tree still looks natural, not like it just had a bad haircut.
   Pines are best cut at the beginning of winter or in time for holiday decorations. Deciduous trees are best to cut before they leaf out in spring. Avocado and citrus should not have their trunks exposed to the direct sun. Figs bear on new growth, so cutting them back aggressively forces more new growth and more figs. An easy way to determine if a branch is dead is to scratch the bark with your thumbnail, and see if there is any green underneath.
    Economically and ecologically, we need to care for our tree, so that we may see a view of birds being free, in our screen of privacy, extra light for flowers abundantly, and growth of more food ideally. "Money does grow on trees" so please properly see to your trees.
The Version "Pruning for healthy trees" was published in Orange County Home on May 2002


An Abundant Garden

By "Green" Gene

    We often work and save up for the day that we hope to get away and enjoy the land more. This dream to live homestead style on a better piece of land will start to come true if we derive the most use from any pleasant outdoor realms that are presently available to us. Most of us live on a less than ideal piece of land, yet it is normally possible to make our homes' outdoor realm more abundant, beautiful, and enjoyable. True for some of us, there may not be much more than a few plants on the windowsill that will enhance the benefits of nature at our home, but often much more is attainable. If we learn to use what we are given most effectively, we will be more prepared when our provision is increased. We will also discover that what we have is much more appreciated.
    In the artistic town of Laguna Beach, California, an average sized garden of much multiplicity in usage is replete with numerous detailed nooks and crannies. It took about a 15 dollar cash expenditure, spare time, plenty of recycling, a good working slate, and a determination to enjoy all that was provided. "Being logically ecological is economical and really pays off" according to this gardens' creator. Let's take a walk.
    Entry begins on a path of many different mixed bricks fit together. Off to the side, delicate florist fern climbs bamboo poles that reach into a carefully pruned, but contorted and self-grafting pittosporum archway. Careful pruning allows plenty of dappled light to filter through, thus encouraging other plants to grow below. Bird nests are viewed in the limbs above. A bell devised from a tractor disk and steel knocker hangs waiting to be clanged before fully entering this private garden.
     After the archway, intimate contact with a plant gateway is required to brush aside a few flexible branches. One enters a short maze of bamboo, jasmine, purple plum, and climbing geraniums (A wide copper wire around the bamboo may be pulled tight to increase the entry opening). We are invited by a slightly sloping dry streambed with large flat rock to walk upon. Large-leafed plants and lacy foliage along with juicy succulents, moss and driftwood accompany flowering plants such as Cymbidium, Clivia, Camelia, lily turf, Ajuga, Impatiens and more. A wet moist feeling pervades throughout the setting with smooth boulders, pebbles, sea fossils, and scallop shelled waterfalls cascading into delightful abalone pools from which doves and other birds drink and bathe. Many of the driftwood pieces actually look like animals or animal houses. We encounter hummingbirds darting by, as one of their favorite flowers (especially Tecomaria) is always blooming near.
    Before arrival on a spacious deck, we pass a pooling area where the stream we are traversing makes a turn. It disappears about 12 feet away under a low opening in a plant wall of a different type of honeysuckle and a berry laden ivy climbing Ligustrum with still more berries for feasting birds. The "wall" keeps private a special part of the garden and intrigues one as to what is beyond. This secret spot on the hidden side of the "berry barrier" is not soon discovered since so much else catches the eye. A visitor looking back towards the direction of arrival is enticed to sit in a wicker chair in vantage position for gazing.
    Looking back across the stream, below the entry and above the barrier, more flat rocks casually lead one through intricate planting and by a small pond to a well-kept fowl pen and compost area. Birds lay their eggs in a cozy hidden cubbyhole where daily retrieving hands can reach without having to climb into the coop. Two hens or even a duck are seen, especially when escaping to or from their roosting spot at the edge of the deck and up a movable ladder where a perch is safely attached above the dartboard!
    Continuing the effect of tropical privacy, and still beckoning us as to what is beyond, bamboo poles partially screen in the deck. An upper deck gives cover to aid the function of an outdoor room ample enough to accomodate a ping-pong table, couch, swinging wicker chair and shelves.
    At the further end of this room where chimes are hung is a step down into an open area. Uniquely potted plants, terrariums, detailed miniature landscapes, and objects of nature fill the flat rails and are grouped near a picnic table and other sitting areas. Another short couch is under the protection of an overhang. A large belly high bucket of goldfish has water dripping into it from a hidden source above. Often satisfied by the security and many details here, we must be coaxed to enter another short stairway down into the center of the garden.
    This entry is next to a full and lively terraced succulent section. Many colorful and unusual varieties are arrayed. Included here are the useful Aloe vera and species that attract hummingbirds. The section along the lowest stair dangles succulent strawberrys.
     Bricks, sections of tree trunks, large rocks and various lenths of wood are blended for terraces and borders that give this garden an orderly, yet down-to-earth appearance. These areas are established for the growing of vegetables and herbs.
    A tall small eucalyptus tree, through somewhat competitive for food, water, and sunlight is a fun challenge to climb straight up and needs to be tamed as much as possible. The leaves and flowers of the sweet smelling citriodora seem to keep bugs down, but the bees sure enjoy it. It is a perch, a lookout, and a distant marker.
    A good spot for nature lovers hidden by the previously noticed ivy/honeysuckle barrier is at the north end of the garden. Just beyond the fig, persimmon and nectarine trees, space opens up for plantings of bulbs and flowers near a grassy meadow ideal for sprawling on. Another pond filled by the stream from above contains at least four species of water plants, fish and tadpoles in season. Birds as well as people enjoy the sound of trickling water. The birds may be fed more abundant berries from pyracantha and cotoneaster,and seed may feed from sunflower or fennel. One of fennels other many uses is providing for the caterpillars of swallowtail butterfly. In spring, nesting materials are provided.
    In this same area, against the vine wall and past a fat strand of vine strong enough for a child to swing on, there is a cozy swinging love seat with graffiti on it that quotes proverbs 24:27. "Prepare your outside work, make it fit for yourself in the field, and afterwards build your house". It also reads"2LUVLIF", "GOD HELP US TO REPAIR THE EARTH", "LUV LIFE IN A GARDEN", MAKE LUV IN A GARDEN" etc.
     Immediately adjacent to this dreamy spot is a secluded wooden platform below a hammock. There are extra mats, blankets and pillows. Peering through a screen of passion fruit vines, we notice a honey-producing beehive. Bananas will soon be drooping fruit over the bamboo fencing. Gardenia and ginger provide delightful scents.
    Tearing ourselves from this pleasant location, we may make it to the lower central part of the yard where a fire pit is located. A strip along the lower central path represents a desert scene. Bones and broken ceramics lay scattered on volcanic rock around antique rusty implements and of course cacti. Hot rocks may be taken from the fire, carried to the other side of the yard through a plant tunnel, and into a Indian style sauna, which is hidden on the other side of the decks railing. Few will find the sauna unless shown its location.
    Below this hidden area, a grassy island mound bathes in the middle of excessive runoff from the neighbor's abundant watering or rain. Another hammock is hung here as well. Down in the lowest corner of this labyrinth, two 4-step staircases are set for the plants being nursed or propagated and aquariums being used for miniature greenhouses. Close positioning of the plants conceal any plastic containers and the steps. Mirrors that provide extra dimension, light and sometimes simulation of water are strategically placed in the garden.
    On the opposite side of the house from the entrance is a secret exit. It goes past the neighbors opulent tropical garden and under the fallen fence from above, which is covered by vines overhanging a ramp floor. A huge plaster hand holds shallow crocks of water and maidenhair ferns at the top of yet another narrow streambed going along the property line to the pools near the hammock.
     Countless details create an endless feeling in this average size garden of 2700 square feet. The garden's caretaker says, "Every garden can be improved upon and added to, including this one". This rented home garden represents work, hobby, play, creative outlet, sanctuary, discipline and philosophy. Utilizing our outdoor space to fullest advantage establishes a greater richness in our lives.
The version "A garden full of surprises" was published in Orange County Home on June 2002


No More Kinky Hoses

By "Green" Gene

    Irrigation systems can certainly be helpful, however often it is more efficient, less frustrating, and even necessary to use the hose. You avoid the challenge of an irrigation system, improve personal garden experience, and garden more effectively. Many very nice gardens are maintained without an automatic system.
    Automatic systems easily go out of adjustment in coverage of both area and volume. These systems should be thoroughly checked, re-adjusted, and reprogrammed on a regular basis. It is helpful in many situations, to supplement with the hose.
    Too much water is not only wasteful, but encourages weeds, illness, and even death in the garden. Obviously, too little water and your plants could permanently pass the wilting point.     Don"t be afraid to multitask while handwatering. Stretch and peruse. When both hands are needed, one of many types of spray heads may assist, or the hose may be left to flood an area. Once water starts to overflow, go to another area, then return back again to the previously watered area for further penetration.    The need to be attentive when hand watering, causes us to follow and enjoy our gardens more. Watering only where and when needed develops drought tolerance. Careful watering also keeps water from running into the gutters and eventually polluting water resources down stream.
    Watering less often, but more deeply, encourages deeper rooting and drought tolerance. Mulching and trimming also helps plants withstand drought. Our choice of plant material is an important consideration that helps decide how much water we need.
    Some people resort to an automatic system because they don't want to contend with a kinky hose. There are a couple of things to know that are very useful to keep ones hose from kinking. To un-kink a hose, pull it out completely. Twist and turn in the opposite direction that the hose is twisted and kinked into until it is completely straight,
     To prevent kinks, leave a little pressure in the hose when pulling it in or stretching it out. Don't leave this pressure in afterwards. During the heat of the day, your hose could burst.
    Another tactic is to just leave the hose stretched out. Conceal it for aesthetic reasons and to keep it shaded for longevity. A pleasant way to stretch out a hose is to have it end just above or near a large bucket or pond. When the water drips slowly, birds are attracted. A nice bucket with a handful of goldfish (They eat mosquito larvae) and one or more water plants makes a special water feature for very little cost. The bucket can be handy and better to use for watering purposes especially on potted plants. Sitting water looses chlorine and so is favored.
    New thin walled hoses that bounce back into tight coils are kink resistant. Like other hoses they have a stiffer rubber sleeve that protects them where they screw at the faucet and are the most vulnerable to getting kinky.
    Remember hoses are coiled for packaging purposes and for tidiness, but after aesthetics are considered, they do not necessarily need to be coiled at your home garden. Don't let your hose get kinky, and you will have a lasting and pleasant experience.
The version "No more kinked hoses" was published in Orange County Home on July2002


Quick Witted Snails

By "Green" Gene

    While doing gardening chores, one will invariably find snails in proliferation, especially wherever there is irrigation in a non-freezing zone. As slow moving as these slimy creatures are, one wouldn't expect them to think, but only to somehow sense shade and moisture. However, slow movement is conducive to thought. A snail, before the approaching sun and especially in the sun, must think carefully about how it will safely hide.

    In a non-violent, but rather experimental mood, I removed a couple of snails and placed them nearby in the sun, one behind the other. I hoped they would go immediately into their shells. To chickens, I give the not so pleasant task of taking life, as I prefer homegrown eggs to escargot.

    Squashing them, to make instant fertilizer, I have managed quite well, but I do not readily choose this rather cruel and disgusting venture. A kinder method, not always appreciated, has been to roll my snails into the street where I hoped they would go into a deep state of rest, before being run over.
    I do realize that snails would prefer to drown in beer. An old bowl or pie tin filled with beer and set into the ground makes a perfect trap. Snail bait is highly toxic, even able to kill little children. Some new products are not as toxic, one of which uses iron phosphate, a fertilizer, as an active ingredient.
    Prevention is always best. Snails will not cross a 1" wide strip of copper. These strips of copper are sold in hobby stores and are used by stained glass artisans.A snail will also not pass over wood ashes or diatomaceous earth, but these ingredients wash away and diatomaceous earth is considered carcinogenic. Racoons, opossums and especially skunks like to eat raw escargot and grubs. Welcome them, but keep the coons out of your fruit trees or fishponds.

    My two snails knew that being on a small porch in the sun was a very vulnerable situation. They were now out to "save their own skin", or in this case their own slime. The rear snail maneuvered quickly. Aggressively, it crawled upon the other to save its own effort and slime. The mounted snail knew immediately that carrying its own weight would increase expenditure of effort and goo by two. With an adept athletic maneuver, the bottom snail made an abrupt turn towards the sun, and dumped the other one. Individual tracks to the shade were now being laid.
    Wanting to see more snail craftiness, I reversed the order and put the snails onto a narrow ledge. The stronger, quicker snail was now behind the free loader, but was not about to be held up in the sun by its nervy companion. This tougher animal, moving forward with great momentum, was able to flip its rival nearly off the ledge, while pulling itself promptly into the shade. That was a quick match, and being so entertained, I decided to try a third scenario.
    This time instead of putting them in a narrow strip of sun next to the shade, they were deposited on a broad open sunny porch. The smarter snail decided to take a little break inside its shell, so as not to be in position for giving any free rides. After a couple of minutes, I took the other snail out of its shady nook, and put it directly in front of the smarter snail that was just starting out and not expecting any hindrance. The battle that ensued was furious. After a slimy battle, they both tired and had to retreat into their shells. Engrossed in a somewhat mischievous attitude, I took them with me to their next dilemma....
    Unable to encounter any chickens or ducks, and behaving oddly in both kindness and cruelty, I decided to deposit them into a situation at the bottom of a garbage can. In the garbage can were a few small chunky construction items, surrounded by an impassable moat of coarse material that looked like cat litter. The coarse material would prevent their tender bodies from getting to the sides of the can and crawling out. I figured they wouldn't have much chance of getting away, and I wouldn't have to squash them. I left them, and went about my business. Before long, I needed to toss another item in the trash and found that a narrow piece of trim had somehow been toppled, thereby providing a bridge and escape route. The snails were gone and undoubtedly eager to slime their way into my garden. They of course would wait for the cover and moisture of night and I would be up early looking for them.

    The moral of the story is - watch out for clever treacherous snails. If you can't get up early to hunt for snails still out and about, put your leftover beer in a throw away tray. If your always away, you may be able to pay, to keep snails away. Remember the copper strip if your on a trip. Instead of snails trails, turn the snail pail into eggs or chicken legs.


Container Gardening Tips

By "Green" Gene

    Container gardening offers distinct advantages. Paved areas such as your patio or entry can be beautified with an addition of living art. If plants in your container lose seasonal appeal, or need to have their exposure to sun changed, they can be moved to a better location.
     There are as many different containers and ways to use them as there are ideas conceived and plants available. An old shoe with a cutting from the neighbors overflowing succulent or an individually handcrafted and finely fired pot with a rare fruit tree may be chosen. Many books have been written on the subject. Despite so many possibilities, there are a few methods and some basic understanding that simplify success.
     It is best to use a handful of loose material like broken crockery over the holes in the bottom of pots to aid drainage. Raising pots above the ground with spacers or feet helps drainage and prevents wood decks from rotting. In very rare and carefully tended situations, a plant may survive in a container without holes (such as a glass terrarium with a bed of charcoal).
     The right soil mix may be derived from various sources. A good place to look is under old trees where leaves have decomposed for many years. Fresh green leaves, fallen flowers, coffee grounds, and other fresh organic material can be added in moderate amounts for free nutrients, better drainage and/or improved water holding soil texture. Packaged mixes generally have a lighter-weight mix of sterile soil and are convenient and helpful especially for a top layer free of weed seeds. These commercial products are not necessarily better than the soil in your garden or compost. The need to feed varies according to soil and plants used.
     Many fine specimens are grown in small containers, however smaller outdoor containers dry out easily, especially when they are of unglazed clay exposed to sun and wind. They can be kept watered if regularly attended to, but when soil becomes dry, it becomes more impervious to water. The easiest way to check water content of your pots, especially plastic ones is by checking their weight.
     Dry lightweight containers should be picked up and submerged for a penetrating soak that will last. Filling a bucket or basin with water from the hose is an easy way to start the soaking process. An easier and even better way to do it is using captured rainwater or untreated pond water. A good compromise is to use water that has set for a while.
     Compost tea or soil soup made by soaking a sock full of finished compost or earthworm castings in a bucket of water is a most ideal solution to soak your plants in. Let the filled sock sit in a bucket of water for at least a full day if you can wait.
     Submerge potted plants carefully so that the light soil does not float up. It helps to put a rock, brick or another plant on top to hold it down. When bubbles stop rising, the soak is finished. The plant will now be happier and will accept future water more easily. A layer of soaked sphagnum moss on top of the soil or any other form of a mulch layer helps keep the soil moist.
     A pot full of pretty flowers is more apt to dry out than many other choices. Try something different. Perhaps a mixed variety of succulents in a shallow terracotta pot may be placed on a wrought iron stand or as a centerpiece on an outside table. Succulents are interesting the year around and they are versatile with weather conditions. Though they are more forgiving, they also need to be watered regularly in the warmer months.
     Container plantings can be miniature landscapes and when they are circular, they can be turned and viewed from many different angles. Wiping buttermilk on your old terracotta pots will encourage moss to grow on the sides. Old boats have been planted with vegetables and old wheelbarrows are perfect for flowers. With a basic understanding and so many choices, have some fun with your own choice of containers.
"Creative container gardening" in Orange County Home on August 2002


Eco-Logical Plant Choices

By "Green" Gene

    Ecological is also economical. You don't have to pay an exorbitant water bill if you plant drought tolerant plants. Instead of ornamentals, maintain food-bearing plants for fresh produce. Save on maintenance bills with a more natural design. The best plant choices have more than one use. For example, the California Walnut is edible, drought tolerant, and attracts birds.

    An informed gardener knows that ecology works harmoniously with economy. Plant selection, overall design and usage are aspects of your landscape that need to be logically planned. Your gardens location and conditions as well as your personal preferences, abilities and desires should be considered. Determine what degree of formality you want in your design and what other priorities compete for space, time and other resources.

    It is enjoyable and easy to attract and feed some wildlife. A small garden in the middle of a highly developed area may not be appropriate for a diverse wildlife sanctuary, but tubular red flowers attract hummingbirds, even in small gardens. Climbing Aloe and Cape Honeysuckle are a couple of the many hummingbird favorites. If cats are not a problem, a source of dripping water is often a delight for a variety of birds. Feeding the very aggressive imported House Sparrows, Starlings, and Pigeons only hurts the native or indigenous bird species. Indigenous plants feed indigenous birds the best.

    A productive food garden will require regular and thoughtful care. The amount of available sunlight is a most important factor. It is wonderful and relatively easy to find a place for a basket of hanging strawberries or to grow fresh sprouts on your windowsill. You can enjoy tasty varieties when you grow your own, as you do not need to select hybrids for packaging purposes. Homegrown plants are not grown at the expense of quality or routinely sprayed with pesticides.

    Low maintenance is a priority for many homeowners. The way to accomplish this is to use drought tolerant plants arranged in a natural manner. Your design can also feed some wild birds, and butterflies. Select plants that can grow naturally without having to be sheared. Unused lawns can be replaced with a variety of groundcovers that give seasonal variety needing only seasonal care. If privacy is needed in a small garden, it may be better to use a pine fence rather than a hedge which needs regular shearing and takes up more space.

    For plants to be truly "eco-logical", it is necessary to be logical in your planting designs as well as in your general garden practices. Use a thick layer of mulch and recycle material from your garden and kitchen. If you really want ecology to prevail, make compost and feed kitchen scraps to an earthworm box or a couple of hens.

    But above all, remember to enjoy your garden.


Fall For Crops

By "Green" Gene

    Fall is a great time to do many projects in the garden. Shorter, cooler and wetter days provide better growing conditions for planting. In our Mediterranean climate, winter rains encourage growth. Working with the cycles of nature makes your work easier and more successful. Getting a head start before the rains of winter come is beneficial.

    Growing some of your own food is a useful and fulfilling way to benefit from the garden. Food crops in the garden are attractive; they provide superior flavor and nutrition; they make wise use of space; and they can be grown without pesticides.

    Tomatoes are America's favorite garden crop, but only cherry tomatoes continue to produce in cooler weather. The fruiting crops, like tomatoes, squash, peppers, melons, and corn are wonderful garden crops. They need the warmer days of summer, regular water and care to grow well. Fall is a time of harvesting, and it is also a time for planting, especially cool season crops, in Southern California.

    In order to utilize the most sunlight while efficiently and effectively getting the most use of your space, plant at the north end of your garden with the tallest plants first. This approach also prevents trampling smaller plants and gives you the work area necessary for planting the bigger plants. When establishing privacy or a windbreak it is logical to plant from perimeters and inwards.

    A logical way to start is to first prepare your ground. Dig large holes for fruit or nut trees and bury lots of organic amendments. Continue to add amendments in the surrounding area, while setting the grade to prevent water runoff. You are starting with the soil and with the tallest plants first.

    There are many trees to choose from. If your choices are deciduous trees that are sold bare root in winter, you can prepare the area ahead of time and finish planting them at the beginning of the bare root season during December or January. Other trees with the fruit removed, properly trimmed and well watered are ready for planting in fall.

    Nut trees can be the tallest, reaching as high as 80 feet. They need a large yard. Mulberries, avocadoes, and persimmons grow 35 to 40 feet, but these trees as well as mangos, guavas, jujubes, apples, peaches and citrus are available in dwarf varieties that grow to a more manageable size. Regular pruning of your tree crops encourages them to grow plumper produce. Since more sunlight passes through a pruned tree, surrounding areas will be more productive as well.

    Large perennial vines are best planted in the fall or winter to climb up, through, and over various supports including arbors, patio covers, and even trees. Mature crop vines such as chayote, passion fruit, and grape can grow over 40 feet in a season. Vines are cut back in the fall or winter allowing light and space for cool season annuals.

    After larger plant choices are settled, decide where to plant other perennial crops. Since perennial crops should be trimmed in the fall or winter they may not look their most attractive, but it is a good time to plant them. The relative permanence and larger area needed for brambles, herbs, artichokes, asparagus, and special hybrid blueberries give these plants priority over smaller annuals.

    Annual or biannual cool-season crops offer a lot of variety and include the brassica family (cauliflower, broccoli, and brussel sprouts), peas, roots, and leafy vegetables. Lettuces, cabbages, purple chard, and kale are attractive even when planted among flowers or fit under pruned shrubs. Carrot is an ornamental edible with fine textured foliage and flowers something like Queen Anne's Lace. Peas also have attractive flowers. Their fresh sweet taste will tempt you to eat them raw before they make it to the kitchen. Peas and beans take nitrogen from the air and transfer it to the soil.

    When fall ends and winter begins, with pruning finished and every space filled by plants or thick mulch, you and your garden will be completely ready. Your garden will thrive as it starts a new season with superior rainwater and more gentle sun. Just sit back and watch nature take over.


About Gene

Physical: Forgot my age, but it’s generally guessed to be about 10 or more years shy of the actual count. I don't wish to be categorized by my astrological signs either. (5'8-9" 135lbs. Caucasian, brown eyes, hair.)

Marital status: Divorced, 2 sons - Jordan born 1977, Valedictorian Laguna Beach H.S, graduate student at U.C. Davis; Dakota born 1983, highly gifted and awarded student at L.B.H.S., freshman at U.C.S.C. (2002)

Education: Largely self taught; all A's in many related college courses from 3 different colleges; (kept blowing the grade curves and had to get out, answered many college teachers questions); Life Scout, Nature Instructor, and Assistant Senior Patrol Leader in the Boy Scouts of America; travels, books, experience

Teaching: "Flora and Fauna" sessions 2 years at K-4 alternative school in Laguna Beach; "Survival With Plants" at C.A.V.E. Creative Alternative Vocational Exploration, L.B.H.S.; "The Art and Joy of Gardening" 2 years at Saddleback Jr. College extension service; and 2 years at Laguna Beach City Recreation Department; taught beekeeping and composting on "Sprout Acres" tours; "Gardening" to Annelisas private elementary and preschool students; and guest speaker at Orange Coast College.

Other Work Experience: 20+ yrs self-employed as "Green Gene" (landscape clean ups, improvements, consultations, and beekeeping or removal services). A few years total at Green Thumb Nursery, Happy Plants Nursery, and Skip Davis Landscaping.

Other Related Writings: "Ecological Economics For Every1"(52 page booklet 1977); "The Sensual Romantic Garden" (over 5,000 words); "Living Artwork" 4 pages and 40 slides sold to Mother Earth News 1988; "A Tribute For Nimzy" (For the local paper about the goat that traveled in back of my truck). Other garden articles sold include "Give thanks by giving back" "Bible trees for Orange County" "Weeds" "Children in the garden" "Animals in the garden" "Succulents are wonderful" "Tropical fruits for Orange county" "Succeed with seed" "Lush poolside planting" "Lower maintenance for an improved garden" "A strawberry Valentines" "Holiday decor" "Join a garden club" "Details in the garden" "Tips from apartment dwellers" " Herbs....fast, easy, convenient" "Hortense Millers life from the garden" "Quick,easy water features" "Fight a biological war in your garden"" Raise worms with kitchen waste" "Beat the heat" "Make your own mini landscape" "Soak up some knowledge" (using the hose as a tool) "We are a season ahead" "neglected notables" "More and better for less" "Safe exercise in the garden" and more

Hobbies: gardening, beekeeping, hiking, bird watching, jogging, ping pong, surfing, chess, reading, and writing

Travels: Overland from Portugal to India and back - close to 1 year; Hawaiian islands - 4 trips of about 12 weeks total; 2 visits in Belize about 1 month total; Mexico - about 7 weeks; Guatemala about a week; California most frequented state.

Memberships: Audubon Society, California Native Plant Society, Crystal Cove Interpretive Association, Orange County Beekeepers Association, The Nature Conservancy, Laguna Beach "Energy and Environment Committee" and more.

Favorite Activist: Julia Butterfly Hill Favorite Food: green coconuts and other tropical fruit Favorite Novel: Candide Favorite Vacation: snorkeling waterfalls and rainbows

What else do you want to know?

“Green” Gene’s business principles

In effect and actuality
I must do my “work” for free
In my business, for results that are best,
an initial consultation, I prefer you request.
To a health retreat,
someone very sweet,
or a place really neat,
I may apply.
with pie from the sky
Please contact me
and we’ll share something for free.


Links
Seeds Of Change is a good site for organic seeds
Circle of Life is Julia Butterfly's site
Organic Volunteers is another site for active participation
Synergy Seeds is another seed source.
Californiagardenclubs has lots of general and specific info.
Daves garden is exstensive and has many forums